Too much information?

Hold my LaCroix.

 @kerrylynnk

Do. Fail. Reflect. Learn. Do more. Fail more. Reflect more. Learn. Do more. Succeed. Drink champagne. Have a wild night. Wake up at a craft fair in Toledo. Learn.

 @kerrylynnk

Actual dinners I ate while social distancing/staying at home this week:

MONDAY

Cashew-milk ice cream

TUESDAY

Baked beans on toast

WEDNESDAY

I’m pretty sure Wednesday never happened.

THURSDAY

Makeshift banana pancakes?

FRIDAY

4-6 servings of hash browns

 @kerrylynnk

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Patient: I LITERALLY cannot stop dancing.

Doctor: Well that doesn’t—

Patient: 🕺

Doctor: I mean, that’s not a—

Patient: 💃

Doctor: I see…

 @kerrylynnk

2 stops right now.

1 stop. 1 stop.

Left hand on the rail.

Right hand on the rail.

G train.

Commute real smooth.

 @kerrylynnk

How to be a creative:

1. Make things that make people feel things.

2. Repeat.

 @kerrylynnk

On the next episode of Can She Be Any More Brooklyn: Kerry gets addicted to BYOB painting classes, throws tantrum when she runs out of blue.

 @kerrylynnk

Whenever you have a lot to do, start by taking a long shower.

 @kerrylynnk

I’m so sorry this happened to you.

—me, talking to a shrimp cocktail before I eat it. 🦐

 @kerrylynnk

It’s December 30th, 2019. You’re on holiday break, planning a trip to Venice in the cozy knit Skims you got from your Mom. Peter’s season of the Bachelor hasn’t aired yet. You google Elizabeth Warren and feel hopeful about the upcoming year. The Dow is up and you have toilet paper. Life is good.

 @kerrylynnk

Somewhere in time, I’m still eating cheddar bunnies through a sheet mask.

 @kerrylynnk

Day 1: Brings mail upstairs.

Day 109: Opens mail.

@kerrylynnk

Me: Hi, I’ll have a tequila soda for me and a glass of rosé for my friend. [points to nobody]

Server: [looks at nobody]

Me:

Server:

Me:

Server: Okay…

@kerrylynnk

Don’t let ANYONE know you’re struggling.

—me to me, every time I use chopsticks